BloodyBrilliantMarketing

Find GREAT clients.

We make sure new customers can find you, trust you and book you.

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What we do

Your customers do their homework. They search, read the reviews, look at your past work and ask their friends. We make sure every step points to you.

  1. 01
    Being found on Google

    Top of the list when they search

    When someone nearby searches for what you do, you should be the name that comes up, with great photos and the right opening hours. We set up and look after your Google listing, help you show up in local searches and build you a website that's easy to use on a phone.

    • Your Google Maps listingGoogle Business ProfileYour part: Send us a few photos of your work. We do the rest.
    • Showing up in local searchesLocal SEOYour part: Nothing. We set it up and keep it current.
    • A website that works on phonesWebsitesYour part: One conversation about your business. We write it, build it and show you before it goes live.
  2. 02
    Your reputation

    Your work, finally on show

    People trust other customers more than anything you say about yourself. We ask every customer for a Google review at the right moment, help you reply to each one, and turn your best work into photo stories (with your customer's permission).

    • We ask every customer for a reviewReview requestsYour part: Let us know when you finish with a customer. We send the request and one gentle reminder.
    • Help replying to reviewsYour part: We draft a reply to each review. You OK it with one tap.
    • Photo stories of your best workYour part: Send us the photos and a few lines. We write it up.
  3. 03
    New customers

    Serious inquiries only

    We run ads that show up for the people you'd most like as customers, in the areas you serve. When someone gets in touch, a chat box on your website and a virtual receptionist on your phone reply straight away, ask a few simple questions and book them in.

    • Ads shown to the right peopleTargeted adsYour part: Tell us who you want and where. We run them and show you what came in.
    • A chat box that answers questionsWebsite chatYour part: Nothing. It answers day and night and books people into your calendar.
    • Your phone answered, day or nightVirtual receptionistYour part: Nothing. You get a summary of every call.
    • A text back when you miss a callMissed-call text-backYour part: Nothing. It goes out the moment you miss one.
    • Online booking and remindersBooking + remindersYour part: Nothing. People book themselves and get reminded.
    • Friendly check-ins until they're readyLead nurtureYour part: Nothing. They stop the moment someone books.

Notice how often your part is "nothing"? That's the point. You get on with the work. We handle the rest.

Try it yourself

Have a go. Chat to it. Call it.

Customers who are ready to spend won't wait days for a call back. These are two of the tools we set up so nobody waits and the right customers get booked. Play the customer and see how they handle it.

Bloody Brilliant MarketingScripted demo

A chat box that books calls

Website chat

Answers questions, asks the right ones back and books calls straight into your calendar.

Ready when you are Listen to the receptionist handle a call.

Pick a call type above and press play. The transcript appears here as the call happens.

A receptionist that never clocks off

Virtual receptionist

Picks up when you can't, handles the call naturally, then books them in and sends your team a summary.

The follow-up

The follow-up you never have time for, done for you.

From the first missed call to the review afterwards. Pick one to see what your customer gets, step by step.

    Timings and wording are fully customizable.
    Bloody Brilliant Marketing Example messages
    How it works

    From first call to fully sorted, without the faff.

    You stick to what you do best. We handle the marketing.

    1. 01

      Free discovery call

      We look at how customers find you now, what your reviews and Google listing say, and where good inquiries slip away. You get a clear plan, whether you work with us or not.

    2. 02

      We build it

      Google listing, website, review requests, ads and follow-up, all set up in your voice with your services and the areas you serve.

    3. 03

      Test and launch

      You see everything before it goes live. We tweak it until you're happy, then switch it on.

    4. 04

      Keep improving

      We look at what's bringing in the right customers and fine-tune the rest.

    FAQ

    Fair questions.

    Can't see yours? Ask us on a call.

    I'm not very techy. Is this for me?

    Yes. You don't need to learn anything new. We set it all up, explain it in plain English and keep you in the loop.

    Can you get me to #1 on Google?

    No one honest can promise that, because Google decides who comes first. What we can do is get your Google listing, website and reviews in top shape, so you're in the best position to be found.

    Can you get me 5-star reviews?

    We can't promise the stars. That part's down to your work, and yours is brilliant. We make sure every customer gets asked at the right moment, with a link that takes seconds. We never buy or write reviews.

    Will this bring me bargain hunters?

    The opposite. Your ads, chat box and receptionist ask about budget, timing and what they're after up front, so you spend your time on customers who fit.

    My best customers come from referrals. Why do I need this?

    Referrals are brilliant. But even referred customers look you up on Google before they call. We make sure what they find matches what they've heard.

    How much does it cost?

    It depends on what you need, so there's no one-size-fits-all price. Book a free call and we'll give you a clear quote, with no obligation.

    Are the demos on this page the real thing?

    They're scripted previews, so you can see how each one feels from your customer's side. The versions we set up for you are built around your business.

    What if it can't answer something?

    Anything it shouldn't handle goes straight to you or your team. Every conversation is saved, so nothing gets lost.

    Can I change the messages later?

    Yes. Messages, timings and scripts can all be changed after launch.

    Book a free call

    Let's get you the clients your work deserves.

    Book a free call. We'll look at how customers find you today, what they see when they do, and where good inquiries slip through, then show you what would help most.

    • No obligation
    • A frank look at your Google listing and reviews
    • A clear plan, whether you work with us or not

    Your booking calendar goes here.